------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE MAN IN THE SANTA SUIT - Neil Halstead (Originally Recorded By Fountains of Wayne) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tabbed by:calebrc Email:calebrc@aol.com Tuning:Standard Intro: E - Esus4 4x (for the intro just add the 3rd fret of the G string with your pinky to make the sus4. This is also the way it's played in the verse.) E - Esus4 At the koc local 313 A B Theres a fat man standing by the soda machine A B~~~~ And he knows, he knows, he knows E - Esus4 Life can be funny He calls the hair salon says put loretta on Cause the mall just called and said the last guys gone And I know, I know, God knows We need the money A E And hes a big red cherry A E But its hard to be merry A E When the kids are all laughing F#m A (Barre Chord 5th fret) Saying hey its jerry garcia B~~~~~ (Barre Chord 7th fret) Aint he cute? E - Esus4 The man in the santa suit And all the moms in town bring their brats around And they cant sit still or keep their rootbeer down Now its up, hey how bout that It looks like a milkshake Now jimmys grown this year says mommy quick come here Santas sweaty and he smells like beer And he says, kid shut your mouth You give me a headache And hes jolly and hairy But its hard to be merry When the guys at the bar Say he looks like a fairy But hes doing it just for the loot The man in the santa suit [break] E-Esus4 - A E-Esus4 - A - E Play first verse again. Merry Christmas